Why a pirate moo?

Simply put, I absolutely adore the idea of both space and pirate cows and enjoy a good laugh whenever possible.

I'm a tinkerer,writer, network specialist, avid reader and have an obsessive love for discovering and understanding how things work.

I am a recluse, but I love to learn and am an avid problem and puzzle solving enthusiast. I also love to hack little kooky projects together in my spare time.

Projects & Volunteer Work

Projects & Volunteer work:

I maintain an educational blog called piratemoo


You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.